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You can try it:
$> curl tty.zone/1\?cols=$((COLUMNS))
(if you experience firewall issues replace tty.zone with ec2-23-21-64-152.compute-1.amazonaws.com)
Or if you can handle a full deck:
$> p=0; while true; do curl tty.zone/$((p++))\?cols=$((COLUMNS)); read; done
More details:
http://github.com/yaronn/wopr