shortimer

My son really enjoys making “songs” using what I can only describe as “mouth noises....” some combination of words, lip-smacking, humming, humming, and various other mouth-generated sound efforts ...like a bad beat-boxer mixed with a bad Skrillex mix.

He does this all spontaneously....he’s not recording anything.

He’s 7 and has no computer skills (we are a Windows family) or musical instrument skills.

Any suggestions for an app (iOS) or device that he could have fun with and maybe learn a little? I dug up the Korg VolcaSample Digital Sample Sequencer [1] but I reallly know nothing about this space at all and this may be waaay of base.

Thank you!

[1] https://www.google.com/shopping/product/2188865375698125258

There are plenty of companies that will sell a fully packaged service that includes risk scoring of an IP address, based on information about IP addresses, including whether they are blacklisted, come from TOR, etc. For an example, see the second page of this marketing PDF from F5: https://www.f5.com/pdf/products/silverline-threat-intelligence-datasheet.pdf

However, I'm having a harder time finding sources for raw data listsor APIs that don't try to figure out the risk for me, but instead just give me the "known facts" about the IP.

Anyone have any services they have experiences with?

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Failing in the Valley has a certain prestige, but setting up an embarrassingly simple web page could permanently scar my reputation.

How do you get started without scarring your name?