> * Key Value Stores Redis / Memcache
> * No-SQL land: MongoDB/Cassandra etc.
> * “Traditional” Schema’d SQL: Oracle/Postgres/MySQL/Amazon RDS Etc.
> * Hosted DBs: AWS RDS / DynamoDB / AppEngine Datastore
> * Heavy lifting: Amazon MR / Hadoop (Hive/Pig) / Cloudera / Google Big Query
> * Batshit crazy stuff: Erlang’s Mnesia, iOS’s Core Data
Cringeworthy to be sure.