Yeah, and what rules would those be? Last time I checked the guidelines, this fits just fine into the off topic area of submission. I'm a real guy who will really give to the charities, who wants to be able to put a 10,000 dollar check in some deserving group's hands. I mean, that could be an absolutely awesome story if it ever came true.
You're mistaken by thinking I'm disrespecting the site. This is not spam. If I wanted to spam, I'd build a bot and go to digg with this. But I don't.
And lastly, this topic also provides for people to give me the opportunity to discuss who I could best give this gift to. Hacker News is about hackers and tech, mostly, yes. But hackers are people with hearts, too. They can help a guy get money to give to charity.