The delay in updating status is a result of our Incident Management process [0]. We have a Communications Manager on Call (CMOC) who leads communication throughout an incident. One of their responsibilities includes updating the status page. The slight delay between noticing the issue and updating the status page is a result of the time it takes for the CMOC to get alerted, assess the situation, and write the communication that is shared on the status page.
I'm not sure how the "updated a few seconds ago" messages are generated but I'll try to find out once the incident has been resolved.
0 - https://about.gitlab.com/handbook/engineering/infrastructure...