"Look at your IDE. Look at the menus and buttons and hierarchical whatchamacallits and text-filled panes."
I use emacs. Without menu and buttons etc. Guess it's not talking about me.
"hands up anyone who wouldn’t claim to be an expert in object-orientation!"
raises hand. Yes, not talking about me.
"So, I’m asking you to give up programming – or at least everything you have learned about programming and believe is true. I want you to give functions a go."
That's a bit of a typo - functions are also part of imperative languages. Fortran has functions but is not a functional language.