Like it or not Java is the enterprise language and Ruby, Scala, Haskel et.al. are not going to take that crown any time soon, just as it took Java a long time to supplant COBOL, one of them will have to grind it's way in inch by inch. The fact of the matter is that for what Java is intended for, it does a very good job so it is not in the same seat that COBOL was.
I dislike Java (from a personal enrichment perspective) as much as the next guy, but it is never too late to improve a language with such a useful feature, especially a language that is going to be the dominate language for the foreseeable future.
I have a different hypothesis. Every feature you bolt on decreases the learnability of your language, decreases the navigability of your documentation (the books are now 20% thicker, and the old books and web pages are now useless), and decreases the odds that two programmers who "know Java" can actually read each other's code.
It is also very hard indeed to introduce a new feature while preserving the functionality of existing code. The gyrations and compromises that are required are often enough to destroy most of the value of the new feature. Better to build a new system around the feature and let it shine, not struggle to fold a bastardized version of it into the old system.
The time to tinker with your system is when it is young. When the system is old, and people have already built their lives around it, it is too late to remodel the foundation. You can take this principle too far [1] -- it is important to enjoy your youth fully, not settle into premature senescence -- but any system which becomes popular will sooner or later reach maturity.
Eventually your codebase, installed base, community, and documentation reach the point where every time you change something important, you lose more in coherency than you gain in power. [2] At that point your system is mature. The best thing you can do at that point is to accept the facts of life and let the system settle into its role -- preserve the value of the work you've already done, the books and lectures you've already written, the people you've already trained; then build on that work by calling its APIs -- while working on a new system on the side. Because it is, in fact, often better to have two or three smaller, comprehensible systems with fundamentally different features and maturity levels -- Erlang for the telephone exchange, Lisp for the airline-schedule AI, PHP for the three-line CRUD web page -- than a gigantic system that is constantly remodeling to add more corner cases, like the Winchester Mystery House.
Of course, Java's designers have never believed this hypothesis, or they would have left well enough alone years ago.
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[1] As in the legend of the "make" syntax, which supposedly remains broken because, by the time the designers realized it was broken, they already had ten users and felt it was too late to fix. Don't worry about the first ten users. By the time you have a million users, however, it might be time to start thinking about stability.
[2] Think: Windows. It's mature. It no longer seems to be possible to make major changes in the fundamental structure of that operating system. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, unless Microsoft insists on trying, spending billions of dollars and most of a decade and breaking a lot of existing infrastructure in the process.
The first problem ... apparently they aren't planing on adding capturing of non-final variables. This is a PITA since a lot of anonymous classes are using just that by boxing those vars in final arrays ... which is the kind of boilerplate I could do without, but I guess readability of code is not a priority (oh, the irony).
The second problem ... the proposal is not final, but from what I've seen the "Function type" has to deal with primitives, and they are going to do that through code-specialization ... and if that's the case, it would be yet another case where they are introducing exceptions in the language (like it's the case for arrays or for operator overloading). I'm not even going to mention the "special" syntax introduced for collections.
The third problem ... since we are talking about fork/join, it would be best to leave the constructing of the query to the designer of the framework, therefore returning the syntax tree of a closure (instead of the method refence) would be really useful. The proposal doesn't include such "futurist" notions though (LISP's quote is very cutting-edge after all).
The fourth problem ... it would be best to deprecate Java in favor of something else running on the JVM. But what chances would a language have that isn't totally different (in which case it would diverge from the type system, therefore slow or with interoperability problems) or that doesn't have feature-bloat to differentiate itself from Java (like Scala, which IMHO it's an abomination). The point being that adding features to Java makes life harder for everyone (including people using/developing other languages). Why not concentrate on advancing the JVM instead? Still no tail-calls, still no stack-allocated objects (with escape-analysis not delivering on its promise), and invoke-dynamic is one whole year away from being released.
And closures are a language feature that happened long before Java appeared, and it's been talked about it ever since the start. See this article about "Microsoft's delegates" ... http://java.sun.com/docs/white/delegates.html
Now they want to add closures because that's the only sane way to work with fork/join frameworks? No shit. It saddens me because it took a really loooooong time for them to realize this ... design by committee at its best.
I'm betting that whatever language you propose, there will be some set of tradeoffs that make Java a better choice. That's why we have different languages.
Java is fast, has as many libraries as almost any other language, decent threading support, decent unicode support, garbage collection, runs almost anywhere without recompilation (compared to most other languages), and a good fraction of all programmers know it.
For most other languages I can think of, Java is superior in at least one of those aspects. (Those other languages are superior to Java in one or more aspects, too, which is my point.)
