A horse has forelegs.
And it has two back legs.
Four plus two is six, thus it has six legs
Six is an odd number of legs for a horse to have
But six is also an even number of legs.
The only number which is both even and odd is infinity
Therefore, a horse has an infinite number of legs
Now we know that the infinite legs are infinitely long.(Unrelated, but along the same line of silliness from there:
No horse has five legs.
Any horse has four legs more than no horse does.
Therefore, a horse has nine legs.) ,
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