"remember - UberBLACK and UberSUV vehicles MUST be black on black.

Please note: all vehicles must be 2010 or newer. The TLC is no longer renewing diamonds for vehicles that are older than 2011, so if your diamond is up for renewal, the TLC will not allow you to continue driving a 2010 vehicle. If you don't have TLC plates yet, you must get a 2011 or newer vehicle, as the TLC requires black cars to be under 5 years old."

But wait if you have one of these Uber approved automobiles you will "make $500 per trip, no risk, no strings attached"

Sign me up for a loan!

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