http://dmitry.gr/index.php?r=05.Projects&proj=07.+Linux+on+8...
Emulate that system instead, and now you can theoretically boot a Linux system inside of TeX.
There was a very low hard limit on the number of jumps (32, if I recall correctly) that complicated things. I eventually had to resort to a two step process, first translating 6502 code to a simpler virtual machine (using and abusing the find-and-replace command), and then executing that simpler code.
Imagine a LaTeX document that, when processed, reads a series of measurements from a sensor over the serial port, then renders nice graphs directly to a PDF! :)
Not to denigrate what you produced of course.
hahaha that cracked me up, especially that i actually considered the possibility when i read the title.