51% attacks? http://www.coindesk.com/ghash-io-never-launch-51-attack/ ?
Etc.
Please don't tell me you can't game/break Bitcoin. With enough capital, you can. Just no one has bothered.
Please don't make obviously false statements in defense of your position.
> Why the flying fuck would I show restraint towards a system that claims to be designed for the safe storage and transport of money?
I could steal people's credit card information and use it without triggering the fraud alert until after I get the goods. I could flee the country to a place that wouldn't extradite me for such behavior before anyone was the wiser.
I don't because I have no desire to abuse breakable systems just because I can.
I guess I just have more restraint than most people.