>You don't see the irony of complaining about a "false equivalence" complaint
Complaining about "false equivalence" complaints that have yet to have been made, rather. Just like the PHP people who preemptively defend PHP in threads before it has been criticized.
The PHP people have an excuse though: they're punch drunk from being constantly attacked. Attacking Russia is attacking from the herd, and very easy to do. The last thing anyone who cares about truth should be doing is discouraging dissent from the herd.
I have to say that the tradition of accusing people of setting up false equivalences by daring to even compare any aspect of America the Incomparable to places like Iran, Russia, or China is a reprehensible one, too. The confidence in the tautological superiority of every aspect of the US to every aspect of every other country is why clearly broken things about the US can remain broken for decades (like health care, etc.)
It also exposes a sensitivity (thus a recognition) of the critique. In all forms of analysis that I'm aware of, the way you examine things that are broken or eccentric is to compare them to things that work correctly or in a straightforward manner through noting the differences. If you do that between the American and Russian media, you will quickly realize that you're working with two horribly broken systems, and it's about as worthwhile as comparing a kick in the nuts to a punch in the face.