Perhaps if bug-lists are so awful to read (and I have no doubt that they are) then the people reading them need more [close] buttons.
[close - no ref to standard]; [close - no test example code]; etc, and these provide templated replies that ask people for correct reports.
"We closed this bug. You MUST provide a clear reference to the specification showing how $THING is non-compliant.
AND
you MUST provide a test example code snippet".
This would help de-stress people reading the bugs, and might prompt people providing bugs to provide correct information.
I agree that templates are often hateful nasty things - templates on Wikipedia are really nasty approach. But here the alternative is, well, also pretty unpleasant for some people.
