It is rather cyinical to offer such a service.
Meditation like most things in life takes deliberate practise, effort and can be dull, hard and boring at times.
This is not meditation but distraction. If you want to medidate, first, don't do it alone. Do it with other people. Go to your next zen dojo, or Yoga school or whatever is available in your area. And then sit together with the people in the dojo.