/me is sitting in my living room rocking a Rust T-shirt right now.
I have some classics: "This Shirt Is A Munition / RSA in 4 lines of PERL", "RSA It's Just An Algorithm", "DOOM II", "Matrix Special Effects Crew", "World of Goo" (Shirt Got Game), and others. I know they're worth something both $$$ and history. Wish I knew how to find a buyer or museum.
This is why church services typically have people alternate between sitting, standing, kneeling, etc.