In which case, rudeness must resemble flatulence.
Having now finished the book, I remain unimpressed, or at least not impressed in the fashion you expected that I would be. If anything, I have to say that, not only for there have been relatively few mishaps over so many years of nuclear weapons having been actively deployed, but for none of those mishaps to have had a yield measurable in kilotons, strikes me as powerful cause for optimism.