This reminds me of the self-defeating property of an "uninteresting" number -- a reasonable definition might be "any number that does not have any property of human interest", but then of course there is a smallest such number, and so that has the interesting property of being the first uninteresting number, a contradiction!

You're right though that a more precise definition of "real-world numbers" is needed, but I confess that my attempts to think of one in the past few minutes have been essentially circular (coming down to "the ones we know how to compute")!