function blinkRobbyEyes()
{
if (layersMovement != "not moving 2")
{
$(robbyEyesCloseDiv).fadeTo(0,1);
$(robbyEyesCloseDiv).stop().delay(300).animate({opacity: 0}, 0, function() {});
}
}
"if (layersMovement != "not moving 2")" is a boolean that should be passed as a parameter if you're ever going to write a working unit test against that function. Consequently, it shows a pretty poor knowledge of "making nice looking and maintainable HTML5 scrolly animations" in any sort of a real-life environment. Many people can make fancy webpages; someone with "the best resume ever" would be able to make fancy webpages with code that's relatively well abstracted in to testable, reusable functions.Great idea and quite original. I still give him rube cred for having such a nice concept despite the flaws in his code.
My first impression would be that he is a very creative professional with good designing skills. Regarding the programming I totally agree that it have a lot of flaws and lack of basic testing capabilities.
The animation are fun, but having reviewed main.js and style.css, he can't reasonably pretend he's a "master" in css/javascript.
Please write/amend some ECMA/CSS specs or hack rendering engines first to pretend to be so.
Not to mention it's a repost.
Where can I find this list of unchanging objective criteria for how good a resumé is, so that I can apply them to my clearly inadequate CV?
So I'd say it works as a resume.
Creative? Absolutely.
Best? No.
I think this would work well as a supplementary portfolio but you still need a more to-the-point condensation of relevant information.
PLEASE TURN ON YOUR JAVASCRIPT
Was that all he wanted to say?