These types of "agreements" are never intended to be heard in court. They're to scare the average user. Sort of like what patent trolls do (try) to victims who choose to fight.

This is how low down this company is. At the level of patent trolls. Disgusting.

Unfortunately, thanks to a recent SCOTUS decision, it probably will.

It does now. See AT&T Mobility LLC v. Concepcion.