If you seem like you'd describe your customers as "suckers", I don't want anything to do with you or your business.

Almost all commercial software, movies and pretty much the entire licensing business model are scams then. Nobody reads the EULAs or equivalent thereof. And if people did read them, and consider thoroughly their implications, then you might see significant drop offs in purchases. Then again this is HN so that sentiment may actually garner a lot of support.