> Ohrlly? Your comment is literally an paragraph of inflamatory statements with nothing to back them up.
Yeah, it's a comment. Not an essay. These are clearly my opinions based on my years of experience. That being said, yours offered nothing other than opinions as well, so it's balanced.
> Globals? Have you used it since the new version? It's all namespaced now.
If it's changed, they haven't updated their docs. I can only go by this:
http://laravel.com/docs/routing
Could you please direct me to the latest docs?
> I can whip up a really excellent CRUD app in TEN minutes.
That's really not an endorsement to the quality of a framework, nor is it a unique feature of Laravel.
> What is your 'better' alternative?
In the PHP space? Zend or Symfony. Both do things better. Beyond that, most other new frameworks suffer from the same problems Laravel has.
> Are you a Ruby 'rockstar'?
No. I'm a programmer, not a programming language.
Laravel does a lot things many would consider bad. Sure, it makes CRUD easy, and it has a low learning curve, which many consider a feature. But being easy doesn't mean doing things well. CodeIgniter is easy, after all.