The Apple experience

Ok I will try to keep this short. I have applied for a developer membership at apple. A simple precess, one might think, right?

The application enrollment has now been stuck at "Review & Submit" for over two months. What. Tha. Fuck.

Not only that, but to actually contact this acid dropping corporation of magical visions and product design, seems to be quite impossible. Finding out how and who to contact is like reading the documentation of fucking C++.

Am I the only one???