Are you by any chance trolling? I am a middling .NET developer with a self-chosen 4 month gap in my work history ("personal projects to grow Python experience") and it took me something around four weeks of not particularly intensive search to get a signed contract in not particularly software-heavy Vancouver.
You'd rather have someone lie about what they do with their time than tell you they do something other than pump out code?
This sort of "you must have a job" selectivity isn't a factor for halfway decent software developers.