Well you wouldn't be the first person to tell me that my sense of humor was a bit 'off.' That said, I find it funny when recruiters try to develop a CV on me over the phone so they can tell someone else I'm available (when I'm not). They will say something like "You went to a major school right?" and I'll say "Yes, I went to a top school, and majored in a world recognized degree in a tough competitive environment." They'll say "So what programming language would you say you were most comfortable in?" and I'll say "I'm extremely comfortable writing code in the today's leading language, used by companies like Facebook, Google, and General Electric." etc. It probably isn't nice, but I do find it funny.