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0 pointskryten12y ago0 comments

At the moment, yes. His only other options are:

1. Get from the building to a diplomatically immune car and out of the EU. Not going to happen: the fuzz will snag him the moment he steps out of the door.

2. Wait for a politically sympathetic party is voted in and the extradition rules are changed. Not going to happen: people are too stupid to vote for anything other than "the big two" and if they did, they won't change policy or America will go all "Fuck Yeah" on our arses.

3. Wait for the whole thing to be uncovered publicly as a fucking massive international political scam and he is pardoned.

4. Hope that Kurzweil was right, upload his conscious mind to a machine with OpenSSH and SCP himself overseas.

I reckon (3) is most likely.

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aptwebapps12y ago

I'd add:

5. He finally gets stir crazy enough to attempt to sneak out and gets collared or just decides to take his chances in Sweden.

6. Ecuador gets sick of him and kicks him out (maybe after a change of leadership).

And I think 5 is likelier than 3.

potatolicious12y ago

I feel like 6 is likely to happen before anything else. His presence is a net negative for Ecuador, I can't see it being very popular that they have a highly wanted individual hanging around the house all day.

gaius12y ago

Swedish jails are actually very humane; the irony is he would have gotten more sunlight, fresh air, exercise and probably better food too, if he had just surrendered a year ago.

krytenOP12y ago

Until they extradite him to the US that is...

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tjmc12y ago

What about the old magicians trick where 100 people walk in, put on Guy Fawkes masks, then all leave at once in different directions?!

I for one hope he gets to take a senate seat in Australia. Under the rules of parliamentary privilege you can say anything in the chamber without risk of prosecution. Imagine he'd have a bit to say...

gaius12y ago

I don't know what you're imagining the Ecuadorean embassy to be, but it's actually just a large-ish apartment in a normal apartment building. There aren't that many doors, probably only a front door and a fire escape. And from the photos, I don't think they're on the ground floor either, so they can't even tunnel out...

That's one of the reasons they want rid of him - they didn't have much space to start with.

krytenOP12y ago

They invented the machine gun for such circumstances.

gexla12y ago

5. They get so sick of sharing that place with him that they appoint him ambassador to the UK for life and the rest of the staff bails.

grecy12y ago

If the powers that be get desperate enough they'll just burn down the embassy, forcing him to come out.

It will be an "accidental" gas leak or some such.

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0 pointskryten12y ago0 comments

At the moment, yes. His only other options are:

1. Get from the building to a diplomatically immune car and out of the EU. Not going to happen: the fuzz will snag him the moment he steps out of the door.

3. Wait for the whole thing to be uncovered publicly as a fucking massive international political scam and he is pardoned.

4. Hope that Kurzweil was right, upload his conscious mind to a machine with OpenSSH and SCP himself overseas.

I reckon (3) is most likely.

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aptwebapps12y ago

I'd add:

5. He finally gets stir crazy enough to attempt to sneak out and gets collared or just decides to take his chances in Sweden.

6. Ecuador gets sick of him and kicks him out (maybe after a change of leadership).

And I think 5 is likelier than 3.

potatolicious12y ago

gaius12y ago

Swedish jails are actually very humane; the irony is he would have gotten more sunlight, fresh air, exercise and probably better food too, if he had just surrendered a year ago.

krytenOP12y ago

Until they extradite him to the US that is...

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tjmc12y ago

What about the old magicians trick where 100 people walk in, put on Guy Fawkes masks, then all leave at once in different directions?!

gaius12y ago

That's one of the reasons they want rid of him - they didn't have much space to start with.

krytenOP12y ago

They invented the machine gun for such circumstances.

gexla12y ago

5. They get so sick of sharing that place with him that they appoint him ambassador to the UK for life and the rest of the staff bails.

grecy12y ago

If the powers that be get desperate enough they'll just burn down the embassy, forcing him to come out.

It will be an "accidental" gas leak or some such.

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