I have ~40000 songs in iTunes, what about you? And Chrome was working fine until I moved to a new house. Regarding me being the only person with this – maybe you can tip the other guys in the right direction too? http://google.com/search?q=chrome+error+324
No offense, but you probably should have thought this through a little more before ranting on the internet about it.
If Chrome works for almost everybody else, and worked for you until moving, then the problem probably isn't that Chrome mysteriously broke, but that your new network connection is flaky.
In fact, almost all of the things you were ranting about could be explained by a bad network connection.