Setting up four different laptops all with the same MAC, so that either you or your three neighbors could share the connection, is probably closer to the kind of thing that would land you in jail.
I used that network from more than one device, and plugged a router in. I was therefore accessing the cable network in a way that was not authorized. Furthermore I intentionally changed the MAC address on my router so that I could circumvent their control mechanism that was intended to make sure that I followed their terms of use. There is no question that I did this in full knowledge of the fact that, according to the owner of that network, I was not allowed to do that. Among other things that I did with that network connection was gained access to online collections of software, including CPAN and Debian repositories.
I therefore used unauthorized access to a computer to obtain information. When valued in accord to the standards used in precedent as described in http://www.volokh.com/2013/01/14/aaron-swartz-charges/ there is no question that the cost of production of the property that I gained access to was worth more than $5000. (The fact that my cable provider did not produce that content does not enter into the statute, and is therefore irrelevant.)
By my reading, my changing of the MAC address allowed me to gain unauthorized access under false pretenses to property worth more than $5000 that resided in another state from me at that time. That means that a prosecutor could, in theory, have charged me with the first 3 of the 4 original charges that were leveled at Aaron Swartz.
But, you say, no prosecutor would have actually done so, and a judge would not impose a serious penalty if one did? That is absolutely true. The phenomena is called selective enforcement. And selective enforcement of bad laws only against people that someone in power doesn't like is a real problem.
Which would be my whole point.
Is this really true? I would think the circumvented security and the damaged party would need to be more "proximate". If you downloaded 500 copies of antivirus software from the Comcast only FTP site there'd be a case.
I don't think piling on of charges is right, but I don't think charges are piled on in quite the way you're describing. There is a connection, even if tenuous, between them.
Aaron had unauthorized access to MIT's network, through which he downloaded JSTOR's documents, and the value calculation they would use was based on the effort of various academic authors around the world. MIT complained to the prosecutor, and who brought the case despite JSTOR not being interested and no complaint from the actual owners of those documents (which mostly was not JSTOR).
In my parallel scenario, the cable company takes the role of MIT, open source repositories take the role of JSTOR, and open source authors take the role of the academic researchers, journals, etc who owned the documents downloaded. The parallel is exact. If the cable company (like MIT) complained, the fact that the other pieces of the puzzle do not want charges brought would not stop an overzealous prosecutor from being able to charge me.
What could I be charged with? Of the 4 initial charges against Aaron Swartz, the fact that he caused damage only matters for the last one. The first three are only concerned with the fact of unauthorized access over a network of valuable property. My parallel scenario has that.
The amendment that is being proposed saying that violation of terms of service does not suffice to count as unauthorized access under this bill would protect my case. That change is definitely needed. As I've commented elsewhere, the fact that Aaron's access required physical trespass means that his lack of authority did not merely stem from violating the terms of service. Therefore I don't believe that he would have been protected by the proposed bill that bears his name.