My current "research" in Swearjure (or Curje) has lately turned up a promising new abomination:
(. :___ @[]) ;; Expands as (. :___ (deref []))
This throws "java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No matching method found: deref for class clojure.lang.Keyword", of course.
I'd like to find a Swearjure-derivable object that has a unary method named unquote, quote, unquote_splicing, var, deref, or apply.