You extrapolated some fantasy and strawmanned the parent, that makes you a douche.
> I guess that the reason you don't understand why php is so popular is that you never built anything.
What.
> you probably just play with the latest cool language building toy projects as a hobby.
Is that meant to be disparaging? It reeks of someone who doesn't know a whole lot beyond the PHP ecosystem. There isn't a dichotomy of PHP and then "cool" languages.
I think PHP is useful in certain scenarios but acting like a zealot (or as you like to call it having "strong opinions") over it is fucking stupid.