Not gonna lie, the first thing I noticed was that the first author was in an anesthesiology department. Your guidelines for sniff-testing are not unreasonable, and can definitely be helpful to people who are unfamiliar with the research area. But I quite intentionally did not appeal to any of those. As a (somewhat) subject matter expert, it's important to _ignore_ things like ad hominem judgement, and instead address the paper on its self-contained merits. And more importantly, to share my assessment of those with the lay public.
I'm glad you did it that way. I hope, my comment works well as an addendum to your type of comment. I don't think would have worked well on its own, nor prior to yours. Especially since nothing I said is an absolute rule that allows one to reject a work. But this paper sure does smell suspicious. I think it's good to have the stronger reasons to be suspicious and then understand some softer flags to navigate in unfamiliar territory.