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0 pointsgiaour20d ago0 comments

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hotdog today (if you want to get a circular investment bubble going)

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Do you sell hotdog options? I want some hotdogs at a guaranteed price, but only next week. (I just want upside exposure)

maratc20d ago

I'd take these options from several companies (all selling hotdogs) and wrap them up in Collateral Hotdog Obligations which I'd then offer to investors.

nyc_data_geek120d ago

I will sell you hotdog default swaps. Even if I lose, I win.

tickerticker20d ago

Is a synthetic hotdog default swap considered vegan in Cali?

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skeeter202020d ago

Collateralized hotDog Obligations made up of MBS (Mostly Bones and Sawdust) would be a financial product I could sell to institutional investors!

HPsquared20d ago

I suppose a discount code is effectively a hotdog option.

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