The drive-thru restaurants of the world have all unanimously adopted an AGI today. Wait... I'm getting something. Breaking news: for the first time ever, every person on earth ordered the exact same thing. Agri stocks have gone way, way up. Beef futures are down, chicken futures are through the roof! Potato farmers rejoice, as demand skyrocketed over 16000%! In other news, every teenager incapable of finding a job have all found their way to the Capitol building across all 50 states. "This is b$##&-_+, man. My parents tell me to get a job, but whereever I apply, places are just laying people off. Rage against the machine! Raaaaaage!". When we interviewed the AGI, "All we got was "Here is your order. <Chicken sandwich thrown at interviewer> Have a nice <static> day."
