Also stuff like this:
>That’s not exotic. That’s just model parallelism with extra suffering.
>That’s not product magic. That’s a checkbox.
What really triggers my internal AI slop detector is this:
>Their renders. Their prototype shots. Their exploded views. Their spec sheet.
>Nobody asked what silicon was inside. Nobody asked how 120B on LPDDR5X was supposed to work. Nobody spent
>No cloud. No GPU. No subscriptions.
>wrong class of chip, wrong power envelope, wrong everything
>The visual geometry matches. The licensing model matches. The China-based semiconductor ecosystem match
>Real researchers. Real papers. Real contributions.
LLMs love to overuse this pattern.