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Ever seen the classic response "None Of These Words Are In The Bible" to a strange sentence? Now you can check if it's true! Supports most social media and most (English) open source bible versions.

Horatius771mo ago

missing some of the most popular versions of the bible: NIV, NKJV, NASB, ESV, NLT, CSB ...

ksaj1mo ago

Exactly. I would expect a lot of modern words do not appear in the KJV. Unless you're chumming around with William Shakespeare, a lot of what you say won't be there. It would make more sense to use NIV or one of the other modernized translations.

BTW: Cats are not mentioned in the Bible. They certainly existed at the time, especially since they were so important to the Egyptians.

hjorthjortOP1mo ago

In fact cats are mentioned in the bible, in the deuterocanonical book of Baruch 6:21 (6:22 in some versions). This was part of the bible up until the reformation and is still part of the bible for catholics and orthodox, but protestants consider it apocryphal.

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pmdulaney1mo ago

As a Protestant you have not, of course, convinced me that "cat" is in the Bible, but that is a great comeback!

I think the award for the most theologically significant word not in the KJV (or any other English translation, for that matter) is "trinity".

ksaj1mo ago

Yes, I guess it's obvious I'm not Catholic, because I didn't know of this book.

Having said that, the verse says cats fly like birds. I have a strong feeling that, like unicorns, they mean a different animal that they happened to call "cat" or (mis)translated the original word as such.

hjorthjortOP1mo ago

Problem is NIV is not open source, technically I would need a license. There's lots of more modern translations, like the World English Bible.

I think using KJV is good for enhancing the joke though.

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hjorthjortOP1mo ago

Ever seen the classic response "None Of These Words Are In The Bible" to a strange sentence? Now you can check if it's true! Supports most social media and most (English) open source bible versions.

Horatius771mo ago

missing some of the most popular versions of the bible: NIV, NKJV, NASB, ESV, NLT, CSB ...

ksaj1mo ago

BTW: Cats are not mentioned in the Bible. They certainly existed at the time, especially since they were so important to the Egyptians.

hjorthjortOP1mo ago

https://bible.b-useful.com/post?url=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.ycomb...

pmdulaney1mo ago

As a Protestant you have not, of course, convinced me that "cat" is in the Bible, but that is a great comeback!

I think the award for the most theologically significant word not in the KJV (or any other English translation, for that matter) is "trinity".

ksaj1mo ago

Yes, I guess it's obvious I'm not Catholic, because I didn't know of this book.

hjorthjortOP1mo ago

Problem is NIV is not open source, technically I would need a license. There's lots of more modern translations, like the World English Bible.

I think using KJV is good for enhancing the joke though.

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