Really, just visit a friend/relative and find a dusty old PC that has a license sticker on it and ask if you can have it.
The first thing that broke was it wanted the oem cab file. Fixed that.
Then it would complain "this product key is intended for the original system."
Since I was running in a VM I changed it piece by piece until it accepted the product code, first changed the type of CPU it was reporting, then the bios identifier string, and finally the ethernet MAC address. It finally acceepted the product code after all of that (not sure which parts were optional but only needed it for like a week) Considered those licenses pretty much worthless from that point on.
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=1157...
(Or I could be showing my [lack of] age and MSDN didn't have easy download access in the XP era)