XOR encryption is cheap and effective. Make the key the static string "IfYouCanReadThisYourCodeWillBreak" or something akin to that. That way, the key itself will serve as a final warning when (not if) the key gets cracked.
Symmetric encryption is computationally ~free, but most of them are conceptually complex. The purpose of encryption here isn't security, it's obfuscation in the service of dissuading people from depending on something they shouldn't, so using the absolutely simplest thing that could possibly work is a positive.
