Ha! I think the late soviet D'Artagnan may have been a bit thirstier:
With the beauty and the goblet, with the lucky blade
While while while we swing the feathers on our hats
The answer to "What do we want to drink?" is obviously "Greek Wine"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU2uKnFIhRYJa, ja, hab's gesehen, aber no besser ist: Partei für Arbeit, Rechtsstaat, Tierschutz, Elitenförderung und basisdemokratische Initiative
Fun Fact: NL actually has an "Animals Party"
„Wenn Politiker nur noch Satire machen, müssen wir Satiriker wohl Politik machen.“ (I'd argue for a US version, but it'd be difficult to beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-VglGOKR3E ; also https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1768176974-20260112.png has a point)
Aha, not just a flag; they have DPRK-Pop in their playlist. "Korea Does What It Is Determined To Do" ... Kim needs to diss Trump for biting his flow.
(one of my big fears is the trying everything else before thinking will lead to walking right into an Ems dispatch; as long as MAGA really had been isolationist that was much less of a worry)
Nuanced anecdote?
A MAGA hat wearer laughs three times:
1) when the joke is first repeated
2) when it has been explained
3) when they finally get it
An R member of congress laughs twice:
1) when the joke is first repeated
2) when it has been explained, and everyone else is laughing
An ICE officer only laughs once:
1) when he detains the one who first repeats it
A Besserwesser doesn't laugh at all:
- they say they've heard this one before, and anyway their guy did it better — at least he had a plan