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verzali
3mo ago
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Uhh, here's the problem, I'm sort of stuck travelling into the future at a more or less constant rate. I don't know how to stop doing that...
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pbhjpbhj
3mo ago
Unless you can stop, I'm afraid this will cause almost certain death.
layer8
3mo ago
I regret to inform you that as a consequence of that sustained time travel, your mind and body will be slowly deteriorating and you’ll sooner or later end up dead.
BuyMyBitcoins
3mo ago
>"you’ll sooner or later end up dead."
What a defeatist attitude, I plan to live forever or die trying! /s
lxgr
3mo ago
Have you tried asymptotically approaching the speed of light?
jagged-chisel
3mo ago
I’m quite certain you can approach it in any convenient manner
autarch
3mo ago
Just go to your local shop and buy some time brakes. That's the safest course of action until this is repaired.
vpribish
3mo ago
ugh. I have to replace my time rotors again - I thought regen was supposed to help with the wear while it improved range?
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