No one is doing any kind of serious computing on 30 year old CPUs. But the point of the hobby isn’t turning on the computer and doing nothing with it. The hobby is putting together all the pieces you need to turn it on, turning it on and then doing nothing with it.

There’s an asymmetry in what the retro computing enthusiasts are asking for and the amount of effort they’re willing to put in. This niche hobby benefits from the free labour of open source maintaining support for their old architectures. If the maintainers propose dropping support because of the cost of maintenance the hobbyists rarely step up. Instead they make it seem like the maintainers are the bad guys doing a reprehensible thing.

You propose they get their hands dirty and cherry pick changes from newer kernels. But they don’t want to put in effort like that. And they might just feel happier that they’re using the “real” latest kernel.