I am so happy that I've never had to do that in my career.
It's still an ugly language though. I've yet to find a C language extension that gives you the higher level features of Fortran however - and even then it would have to be an industry standard to be supported by the wealth of HPC compilers out there - remember it's not only x86, you also have GPUs, Itanium, PPC.. Looking forward to a world where LLVM actually gives the performance people need in that field, because architecture wise this could turn out to be a silver bullet.
No, but my parent was talking about deep code optimizations being almost exclusively being done in C. I'd say HPC is a significant market for code optimization, so I wanted to point out that Fortran is kind of the industry standard there.