The root cause here was that a file was mildly corrupt (with duplicate entries, I guess). And there was a validation check elsewhere that said "THIS FILE IS TOO BIG".
But if that's a validation failure, well, failing is correct? What wasn't correct was that the failure reached production. What should have happened is that the validation should have been a unified thing and whatever generated the file should have flagged it before it entered production.
And that's not an issue with function return value API management. The software that should have bailed was somewhere else entirely, and even there an unwrap explosion (in a smoke test or pre-release pass or whatever) would have been fine.
