2. It's immediately recognized as AI Slop which makes people question its veracity, or intent
3. If the author can't take the time and effort to create a well-crafhed article, it's insulting to ask us to take the time and effort to read it.
4. Allowing this style of writing to become accepted and commonplace leads to a death of variety of styles over time and is not good for anyone. For multiple reasons.
5. A lot of people are cranking out shit just for money, so maybe they wrote this just for money and maybe it's not even true (related to point 3)