* Not X. Not Y. Just Z.
* The X? A Y. ("The scary part? This attack vector is perfect for developers.", "The attack vector? A fake coding interview from")
* The X was Y. Z. (one-word adjectives here).
* Here's the kicker.
* Bullet points with a bold phrase starting each line.
The weird thing is that before LLMs no one wrote like this. Where did they all get it from?