But you really do seem to be trying hard to miss the point entirely. Life has actually nothing to do with what I said did it. And I can assure you, by nature of being one, that physicists are certain that nature follows simple rules, even if we don't know them.
We are also absolutely confident in that complexity rises out of simplicity. Go look at anything like fractals, chaos theory, perturbation theory, or you should have run into at least bifurcation diagrams in your differential equations course. If you haven't taken diff eq, then well.... perhaps the problem is that your confidence in your result is stronger than your expertise. If not, well... make a real argument because I'm not going to hold your hand through this any longer.