> ADDS slow clunky overhead; that's the price of decentralization.
Actually, you can just use a federated blockchain.
> Everything you're imagining is ALL done much easier with good ol' databases
There is an ecosystem of 10s of thousands of developers that can run specifically ethereum contracts on a database, while being compatible with all existing stable coin onramps?
You have to show me the 10s of thousands of developers is the point. Thats an ecosystem. It means that you can connect to all of these existing apps and on ramps, and smart contracts and more. There isn't a database version of that.