I don't think most people would consider it a source of ridicule. (BTW, you omitted 279sqft.) In all the places I see discussing it online, I see tons of people saying 2279 sqft is a normal or even large size for 4BR, and only 1 person saying it's small[1-6].
The average bedroom size in the US is 132 sqft. The average master bedroom size is 224 sqft[7]. Even if we go with 224, with 4 of those, that's 896 sqft used by bedrooms, and 2279-896 = 1383sqft for non-bedroom stuff. I don't see why that's so bad.
>BTW, you haven't made an argument about real estate differences. The smaller home might be a better deal.
chasebank described it has a "shithole". So I assumed the real estate was bad. If chasebank was describing a house on a super valuable piece of land, chasebank should have mentioned that. It would be an important piece of information that would completely undermine chasebank's point. It would be misleading for chasebank to leave out that information, so I assumed chasebank didn't do that. Anyway, the real estate of the one I linked to seemed fine to me.
[1] https://www.familyhomeplans.com/4-bed-3-bath-house-plans-hom...
[2] https://www.coohom.com/article/how-many-square-feet-in-a-4-b...
[3] https://www.reddit.com/r/HousingUK/comments/vq293z/after_gen...
[4] https://www.quora.com/How-many-square-feet-is-a-4-bedroom-ho...
[5] https://houseplanfloorplan.quora.com/How-big-is-a-typical-4-...
[6] https://www.coohom.com/article/how-many-square-feet-in-a-4-b...
[7] https://www.crddesignbuild.com/blog/average-bedroom-size/