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Keith Richards is alive. Hard to think of a more improbable thing.

0 pointsx0x011mo ago0 comments

Keith Richards is alive. Hard to think of a more improbable thing.

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thr0waway00111mo ago· 6 in thread

Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

FireBeyond11mo ago

Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

bitwize11mo ago

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

EvanAnderson11mo ago

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

metadaemon11mo ago

Did you mean a better world than Keith?

EvanAnderson11mo ago

Presumably Keith will outlast your children.

elwell11mo ago

/whoosh/

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doubled11211mo ago

I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.

bigmattystyles11mo ago

I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.

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9 comments · 3 top-level

thr0waway00111mo ago· 6 in thread

Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

FireBeyond11mo ago

Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

bitwize11mo ago

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

EvanAnderson11mo ago

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

metadaemon11mo ago

Did you mean a better world than Keith?

EvanAnderson11mo ago

Presumably Keith will outlast your children.

elwell11mo ago

/whoosh/

1 more reply

doubled11211mo ago

I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.

bigmattystyles11mo ago

I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.

j / k navigate · click thread line to collapse