> As soon as you say "switch to (favorite decent scripting environment)", you're committing to (a) many megs of its base install, (b) its package management system, (c) whatever domain packages you need for $work, and (d) all the attendant dependency hells that brings along.
OK, but isn't jq just an example of a favorite scripting environment with a multi-meg install and a dependency system? What are you doing that's different from what you're advising everyone else not to do?
> Golfing in a scripting environment is composing a bunch of builtin operations.
Neither curl nor jq is a builtin operation.