In the early 90's I was working for a large ERP company that went all in on OOP and distributed objects.

I was talking to one of the guys from the new team they created to re-write the entire system and had an entertaining conversation:

Tech guy that had drunk the kool-aid (TGTHDTKA): "...and the objects can just automatically interact with each other, like I can drop this person object on the phone object and it just automatically makes the phone call to that person"

Me: "Uh, but you still had to write specific code that causes that interaction to occur, you can't just do that with objects that haven't agreed on how to communicate"

TGTHDTKA: "No, it's all automatic because a person has a phone number and a phone uses a phone number to make calls, so you don't have to code anything special"

etc.