Trump-lang / The only programming language that puts America First (opens in new tab)

> Pull Requests are welcome. Unless they disagree with us. In that case: FAKE CODE.

This made me chuckle.

Obviously the best project out there. I talked to some of the best language creators, who all like me, by the way, I'm very popular among them, I talked to some of the best language creators and they said this language is the best, it's the best they've ever seen. Perfect even.

trump-lang is a totally stable genius programming language made for developers who don’t like to wait, think twice, or read error messages.

Designed with rapid decision-making, alternative logic, and absolutely no regard for international standards — it’s the only language endorsed by billionaires who don’t code.

Ladies and gentlemen, patriots of the code, let me tell you something HUGE... Trump-Lang is finally here, and it's the BESTEST programming language ever invented. People are calling it a tremendous breakthrough. I know languages like Java, Python, C++, but they’re outdated, slow, and frankly... sad. Sad!